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So Apple gets used to infect the Aliens, but do not take your Asus with you because in the resulting serious explosion your laptop will not be covered by its warranty.

If you have an Asus computer and aliens invade Earth, you are screwed. Their warranty doesnt cover “space invasions.” Incidentally, space invasion comes before “abuse, neglect, in or use under abnormal conditions.”

via Asus Warranty Doesnt Cover Damages In Case of Alien Invasion.