Fantastic ways to make friends and influence your underlings. This blog post is absolutely priceless and is SO NOT for actual workplace management. Some of the best quoted out for you but please see the original.
Ahhh… I see the f–k-up fairy has visited us again…
I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Who me? I just wander from room to room.
Do I look like a people person?